A possible concise summary is:
A father tries to make his son eat tic tacs to improve his breath, but the son eats a magic capsule that turns him into a sheep. The father calls a doctor and a cop, but they don't believe him. The son reveals he got a remote control sheep from God and used it to prank his father.
1. The speaker's son, Jeffy, is accused of eating a sponge that, when dipped in water, grows into an animal.
2. The sponge in question is a "magic grow capsule" found in a packaging labeled "Magic Grow Capsules."
3. Jeffy initially denies eating the sponge, but later admits to eating a Tic Tac, implying it's similar to the magic grow capsule.
4. The conversation includes references to a toy remote control sheep that Jeffy has.
5. The speaker's son, Jeffy, is mistakenly identified as a sheep by a police officer.
6. The police officer believes that Jeffy has been replaced by a sheep and calls for backup.
7. The speaker suggests that the situation might be resolved if Jeffy can be turned back into a human.
8. The speaker mentions that he can only answer three prayers a day, one of which always goes to Tom Brady.
9. The speaker suggests hanging out and watching TV as a potential solution to the problem.
10. The speaker admits to being a "broken clock," meaning that he's only sometimes right.
11. The speaker reveals that he received a remote control sheep as a result of a prayer.
12. The conversation concludes with the speaker's son, Jeffy, revealing that his remote control sheep's batteries died, preventing him from speaking.