A possible concise summary is:
Junior, Cody and Joseph skip school to go to Legoland with free tickets they found in a dumpster. They blackmail Penelope to cover for them at school by pretending to be them. Penelope gets into trouble when she rips off the head of a bully who tries to take Cody's doll. Meanwhile, Junior and his friends get injured when a roller coaster derails. Cody's parents think he is dead and plan a death bash, but they find out he is alive when they visit Junior's house. Penelope gets exposed for peeing the bed.
1. The speaker is discussing their desire to eat breakfast, specifically a brand of cookies called Cookie Crisp.
2. The speaker expresses disbelief at the idea of having cookies for breakfast, stating that it's not a proper breakfast food.
3. The speaker is excited about a surprise discovery in a dumpster - tickets to Legoland.
4. The speaker expresses a desire to visit Legoland, but also acknowledges the impossibility of going due to school.
5. The speaker is advised by another character to ask their mother for permission to skip school and go to Legoland.
6. The speaker reveals that their mother will not allow them to skip school.
7. The speaker is frustrated and expresses regret for not being able to visit Legoland.
8. The speaker plans to ask a character named Chef Pee Pee if they can skip school to go to Legoland.
9. The speaker reveals that Chef Pee Pee does not have parents and is unable to help with the plan.
10. The speaker and their friends decide to pretend to be at school while they go to Legoland.
11. The speaker expresses a desire to go to Legoland with their friends, and the idea of going there is described as a "dream come true".
12. The speaker reveals that their mother is overweight and is referred to as a "fat pig".
13. The speaker suggests a game where they and their friends have to say the alphabet backwards.
14. The speaker is caught skipping school with their friends and their parents are called.
15. The speaker's friend is revealed to have broken their head off in an accident at Legoland.
16. The speaker expresses regret for their actions and the consequences they have caused.
17. The speaker's friend, who had their head ripped off, is revealed to be in a coma.
18. The speaker is angry with their friend for posting about their day at Legoland on social media.
19. The speaker is upset about their friend's decision to invite them to a funeral they did not die at.
20. The speaker's friend reveals that they are planning a school play involving a character named the "paraplegic mummy".