A possible concise summary is:
Junior wants an Apple Watch like his friends, but his dad gets him a cheap knockoff called Toby. Junior tries to steal Cody's mom's credit card to buy an Apple Watch, but he only finds a tracking pineapple in her purse. Junior blackmails Cody's mom into buying him an Apple Watch by taking pictures of her kissing Chef Pee Pee. Junior also plans to blackmail her for more things by putting a wig on Chef Pee Pee and making him kiss Cody's dad.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. Junior and his friends have apple watches that can do various functions like texting, weather, heart rate, etc.
2. Junior wants his dad to buy him an apple watch, but his dad misunderstands and gives him an apple with watch straps and then a smart watch called Toby.
3. Junior's friends make fun of him for having a Toby instead of an apple watch.
4. Junior and Cody try to steal Cody's mom's purse to buy an apple watch, but they get caught by Cody's parents who have a tracking pineapple inside the purse.
5. Junior blackmails Cody's mom by taking pictures of her kissing Chef Pee Pee and makes her buy him an apple watch.