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**Title:** Ben's Driving Debacle and Relationship Salvation
**Summary:**
Ben's girlfriend, Xenon, is visiting, and he's excited to take her driving. However, there's a catch - Ben doesn't own a car and has never actually driven one (despite having a perfect score on the written test). A series of misadventures ensues as Ben tries to:
1. Buy a car with insufficient funds
2. Build a taxi engine from scratch
3. Drive a car (unsuccessfully)
4. Pass off a remote-control taxi as the real thing
In the end, Xenon discovers the truth but is charmed by the effort and the "adventure" they shared. The mishap ironically brings them closer together, saving their relationship.
**Key Characters:**
* Ben: The hapless protagonist
* Xenon: Ben's girlfriend
* Albert: A minor character, mentioned as a potential rival for Xenon's affections
* Ginger, Hank, and others: Supporting characters who occasionally interact with Ben and influence the plot.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each given a number and presented in short sentences:
1. A diner has introduced automated spatulas for flipping burgers, utilizing a TX20 robotic arm.
2. Ben is in a long-distance relationship with Xenon.
3. Xenon is visiting Ben in town after a travel emergency related to a "top secret deadly virus" for work.
4. Ben wants to take Xenon on a romantic evening at the "Museum of USB Cables".
5. Xenon suggests going driving instead, inspired by a fun driving experience with her work friend, Albert.
6. Albert is a male colleague of Xenon's in the "Gentle Mechanics Division".
7. Ben does not own a car.
8. Ben's friend suggests finding a car through a car buying website with "cool cars at hot prices" or vice versa.
9. Ben attempts to make an extremely low offer on a car, which is rejected.
10. A character named Ginger has a barbecue with a car-shaped grill that resembles a taxi.
11. Ben discovers he can use the taxi, but it needs an engine, which they got rid of years ago.
12. Ben decides to build a working taxi engine before Xenon arrives.
13. Ben has a perfect score on the written driver's test but has never driven a car.
14. Ben crashes into a marshmallow factory while attempting to drive.
15. The taxi is converted into a remote control car to help Ben pretend to drive.
16. Xenon is initially unaware that Ben can't drive a car traditionally.
17. Ginger loses control of a remote control car in a yard.
18. Xenon reveals she has a concussion, which explains her acceptance of the remote control car situation.
19. Despite initial misunderstandings, the remote control car adventure brings Ben and Xenon closer together.