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**Title:** "Bad Unboxing Fan Mail" Episode
**Content:**
* Host opens packages and fan mail sent by viewers, incorporating storytelling and dark humor.
* Items unboxed include:
+ Miracle Fruit Tablets (with unusual pairing challenges)
+ Horseshit (literally)
+ A doctor's kit, used to "treat" a toy Garfield
+ Books (including some with provocative timing and others with kind intentions)
+ Unconventional gifts like dick-shaped gummies, a drinking bird, and a Yu-Gi-Oh card
+ More lighthearted items (e.g., a Spider-Man prank, a calendar, outdoor gear, and a 50 Cent DVD)
* Host engages with viewers' letters, showcasing a range of sentiments (from heartfelt to obscene).
* Episode concludes with the host expressing gratitude for the mail, promising to catch up on the backlog, and providing their PO Box address for future submissions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
1. The content is from an episode of "Bad Unboxing Fan Mail".
2. The host received multiple packages, mostly from Christmas.
3. The first package contained "Miracle Fruit Tablets" from Amazon.
4. The tablets came with suggested pairing items: cheese, peppers, limes, and pineapple.
5. The host attempted to consume all 10 tablets at once.
6. A package contained actual horseshit with a worm in it.
7. The host received a doctor's kit, which they used to playfully "treat" a plush toy (Garfield).
8. Garfield was mock-diagnosed with various ailments using the kit.
9. A package from China was addressed to "Hey You Stupid [filtered]".
10. The host received a heart-shaped item, linking it to a previous Garfield "heart transplant" joke.
11. A sender offered to take the host out on a boat in Boca if they ever visited.
12. The host received:
* A bag of dick-shaped gummies
* A drinking bird toy
* An Xbox One Star Wars Battlefront game
* A Spider-Man item (context unclear)
* A Yu-Gi-Oh card
* Money
* A calendar
* Outdoor gear stickers
* A blue fancy mushroom
* A shirt
* A remote-controlled item (possibly a toy)
* A Cat in the Hat item
* The New Testament
* A Quran (mentioned as already owned)
* A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue
* A 50 Cent Get Rich or Die Trying DVD
13. The host quoted 50 Cent on sleep, saying "Sleep is for those people who are broke."
14. The host thanked viewers for watching and promised to try to open mail more frequently.
15. A PO Box address was shared for viewers to send letters or packages.
16. The host expressed gratitude for the heartwarming letters received.