The story revolves around Jeffy, an 18-year-old special needs boy, who is obsessed with getting a pair of Honey Nut Cheerio shoes. He convinces his father to buy him multiple boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios in hopes of finding the shoes, spending $2,000 on his father's credit card.
However, the shoes are not in any of the boxes, and Jeffy's father is left to deal with the financial consequences. Jeffy eventually finds someone with the shoes, PJ, and trades his helmet for them. The shoes are later revealed to be worth $10,000, but Jeffy has already traded them back to someone named Mike Snickerpippets for his helmet.
The story ends with Jeffy's father trying to return the opened boxes of cereal to Target, but the employee is unwilling to give him a refund or store credit due to the unusual circumstances. The episode ends with the employee leaving, and Jeffy's father is left to deal with the aftermath of his son's actions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person named Jeffy has a habit of soiling his pants and needs to be changed.
2. Jeffy's father is frustrated with this behavior and wants Jeffy to learn to change himself.
3. Jeffy wants to buy a pair of Honey Nut Cheerios shoes that he saw in a commercial.
4. The shoes are supposed to be found in a box of Honey Nut Cheerios cereal.
5. Jeffy's father refuses to buy multiple boxes of cereal to try to find the shoes.
6. Jeffy takes his father's credit card and buys $2,000 worth of Honey Nut Cheerios cereal.
7. Jeffy dumps all the cereal on the table and searches for the shoes, but doesn't find them.
8. Jeffy's father is angry and cancels his credit card to prevent Jeffy from buying more cereal.
9. Jeffy trades his helmet for the Honey Nut Cheerios shoes with a person named PJ.
10. A representative from Target comes to Jeffy's house to return the cereal, but it's all been opened and can't be returned.
11. The representative mentions that the Honey Nut Cheerios shoes are going for $10,000 and offers to buy them from Jeffy.
12. However, Jeffy has already traded the shoes back to a person named Mike Snicker pippets for his helmet.
13. The representative leaves without giving Jeffy any money for the cereal or the shoes.