The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews two Berenstain Bears games: Extreme Sports on Game Boy Color and The Berenstain Bears' Camping Adventure on Sega Genesis. He criticizes the games for their poor graphics, sound, and gameplay.
However, the review takes a strange turn when the Nerd experiences a glitch that causes him to interact with a version of himself from a different timeline. This alternate Nerd explains that the Berenstain Bears' spelling controversy (Berenstein vs. Berenstain) is due to people unknowingly crossing over into different universes, where the spelling differs.
The alternate Nerd reveals that he is one of the rare individuals who can hop between dimensions and that he has been trying to find his way back to his native universe. However, he explains that when two of the same person coexist in the same universe, it creates a paradox that must be resolved by the death of one of them.
In the end, the alternate Nerd reveals that he is from a universe where the Berenstain Bears are actually called the Bloodstain Bears, and he is pursued by entities that seek to restore balance to the multiverse.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text begins with a song about the Angry Video Game Nerd.
2. The Angry Video Game Nerd talks about the Berenstain Bears book series.
3. The Berenstain Bears series was first published in the 1960s and continues to the present day.
4. The series focuses on a family of bears living like an ordinary human family with common problems to overcome.
5. The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews the Berenstain Bears: Extreme Sports game on Game Boy Color.
6. The game was released in late 2000 and has poor graphics and sound effects.
7. The Angry Video Game Nerd also reviews the Berenstain Bears game on Atari 2600.
8. The game was made specifically for the Sound 1 or Kid Vid voice module, an audio cassette player that connects to the Atari.
9. The Angry Video Game Nerd talks about the Berenstain Bears' spelling controversy, with some people remembering it as "Berenstein" instead of "Berenstain".
10. The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews the Berenstain Bears' Camping Adventure game on Sega Genesis.
11. The game has simple gameplay and poor graphics.
12. The Angry Video Game Nerd experiences a glitch in the game that causes him to encounter a character from a different timeline.
13. The character explains that there exist many universes with infinite little, minor differences.
14. The Angry Video Game Nerd learns that he and many others unknowingly crossed over into a different universe where the spelling of Berenstain Bears is different.
15. The character explains that these undetected interdimensional crossovers happen all the time and that nobody can truly go back to their childhoods.
16. The Angry Video Game Nerd meets a character who is hopping between dimensions to find his native universe.
17. The character explains that when two of the same person are in the same universe, it creates a paradox, and the only way to restore balance is for one of them to die.
18. The character is being pursued by others who will restore balance if he doesn't sacrifice himself.
19. The character reveals that in his universe, the series is called "Bloodstain" instead of "Berenstain" or "Berenstein".