The given text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video where the host shares "bathroom secrets" from themselves and their viewers. The content includes personal anecdotes, embarrassing moments, and strange stories related to bathrooms, toilets, and personal hygiene. The host also discusses their own life experiences, including being transgender and gender-fluid, and shares stories from their childhood.
Some of the stories shared by the host and their viewers include:
* A childhood experience of pooping in the woods and then falling on it
* Peeing in a seat at a theater and not telling anyone
* Using a plastic bag to go to the bathroom in bed and then blaming it on a dog
* Swallowing a penny as a child and having a parent search through their feces to find it
* Using a toilet paper roll to pee like a boy
* Accidentally dropping a phone in the toilet and then using the same rice to cook for a family dinner
* Being terrified of the toilet and throwing feces out the window, leading to a neighbor being wrongly accused
* Vaping in a disabled toilet and getting suspended from school
The video aims to create a lighthearted and humorous atmosphere, with the host encouraging viewers to share their own "bathroom secrets" and creating a sense of community around the topic.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The narrator went on a fishing trip with their dad and brothers when they were 7 or 8 years old.
2. The narrator had to poop while on the fishing trip, but the bathroom was a mile and a half away, so they pooped in the forest instead.
3. The narrator fell on their own poop while trying to do parkour in the forest.
4. The narrator had a habit of pissing in their bed as a child due to fear of Bloody Mary.
5. The narrator's mom had to dig through their poop to find a penny they had swallowed when they were 4 years old.
6. The narrator's mom found the penny three days later, washed it, and kept it in a ziplock bag.
7. The narrator's phone fell into the toilet on New Year's Day, and they put it in a box of rice to dry it out.
8. The narrator's mom used the same box of rice to cook dinner for their family, unknowingly serving them "pee rice."
9. The narrator was terrified of the toilet as a child and would poop in plastic bags instead.
10. The narrator's neighbors saw the plastic bags and called the police, thinking they were from someone else.
11. The narrator's friend brought an e-cigarette to school and was suspended for a month after getting caught vaping in a disabled toilet.
12. The narrator identifies as gender-fluid and has used they/them pronouns.
13. The narrator has a habit of picking their nose and sticking Q-tips up their nose.
14. The narrator's brother's birthday is on the same day as their dad's condom was found in the toilet.
15. The narrator's dad had sex with his girlfriend on their brother's birthday.