This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a comedy show where four comedians talk about animals and make jokes related to dogs, cats, turtles, hamsters, spiders, and other topics. They also mention the coronavirus, the heat in Florianópolis, and their personal experiences with pets. They interact with each other and the audience, and sometimes make fun of themselves or their colleagues. The text ends with a thank you message and an invitation to subscribe to their channel and watch their show.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The recording was made in Floripa.
2. The theme of the recording is animals.
3. The speaker has a personal experience with a dog that used to chase them when they were younger.
4. The speaker got bitten by the dog when they were around 12 or 13 years old.
5. The speaker's dog, named Fluke, died after 12 years with the family.
6. The speaker's mother was a nursing assistant and was used to seeing dogs.
7. The speaker mentions a research that found dogs can identify human behavior and character through scent.
8. The speaker notes that dogs can detect human emotions and can sense when their owners are upset or stressed.
9. The speaker's dog is named Thiago and has a habit of sniffing people's private parts.
10. The speaker's dog is very loose and needs to be taken for a walk regularly.
11. The speaker asks the other comedians if they were an animal, what would they be, and one of them replies that they would be a sloth due to laziness.
12. The recording was made at Teatro Santo Agostinho in Floripa.
Please note that some parts of the text appear to be jokes or humorous anecdotes, so the facts extracted may not be entirely serious or literal.