A possible concise summary is:
Jordan is a boy who accidentally enrolls in an all-girls school and has to survive for 100 days. He develops a crush on Ella, a sweet girl who likes swimming, but faces competition from Ethernet, the school bully who also likes him. He tries to impress Ella by dressing up as a girl, ruining her date with another guy, and asking her out again. However, he also faces many embarrassing situations, such as losing his clothes, being chased by a superpowered Ethernet, and running away from his date. Will he be able to win Ella's heart before he leaves the school? Watch this video to find out.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is a boy attending an all-girls school.
2. He is trapped in the school for 100 days.
3. The most popular girl, Ethernet, dislikes him and wants to get him expelled.
4. The narrator has a crush on a girl named Ella.
5. It's his first day at a new school.
6. He is nervous around girls and wants to make guy friends.
7. There are no boys at the school, only girls.
8. The narrator is confused about the absence of boys.
9. He suspects there might be a sports event causing the absence.
10. The narrator realizes he is at an all-girls school due to a mistake.
11. Ethernet accuses him of being dumb for not realizing it's an all-girls school.
12. The narrator's mother mistakenly signed him up for the all-girls school instead of the all-boys one.
13. The all-boys school is full, with no openings for 96 days.
14. Ella invites the narrator to hang out sometime.
15. Ethernet plans to make sure the narrator and Ella never start a relationship.
16. The narrator plans to ask Ella out before he never sees her again after 100 days.
17. Ethernet dresses up as a girl to spy on Ella and sabotage the narrator's chances with her.
18. Ella has a date planned at Hungry Horse's Diner in two weeks.
19. The narrator plans to ruin Ella's date by pretending to be a waiter at the diner.
20. Ethernet has supernatural abilities like creating firewalls and lifting objects with her mind.
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