A possible concise summary is:
The vlog is about a couple who visits a haunted house in Columbus, Ohio and records their reactions. The woman is terrified and the man is amused by the props and actors. They also talk to the owner of the haunted house and learn some facts about it. The vlog also shows the man calling his son who got his first phone number. The vlog ends with the man thanking the viewers for their support.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a vlog by Roman Atwood and his girlfriend Brittany Smith.
2. The vlog was recorded on a Sunday in October, when there was a Harvest Moon.
3. The main topic of the vlog was their visit to a haunted house called Scareatorium in Columbus, Ohio.
4. The owner of the haunted house was Kelly Collins, also known as Dr. Malpractice.
5. The haunted house had two sections: one was a scary asylum with actors and props, and the other was a 3D optical illusion with glasses.
6. Brittany was very scared and nervous throughout the vlog, while Roman was more amused and curious.
7. Roman also called his son Noah, who got his first phone for his birthday.
8. They did a live stream of their experience on the haunted house, with about 50,000 viewers.