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The text is a transcript of a video review of the game God of War Ragnarok by Angry Joe, a YouTube personality. He praises the game for its combat, exploration, customization, graphics, and voice acting, but criticizes it for its pacing, story, character design, and lack of innovation. He gives the game a 9 out of 10 rating and a badass seal of approval. He also makes jokes and references to the game's themes and characters throughout the review. The text ends with a humorous scene where he and his friends pretend to be Kratos and his companions.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video review of the game God of War Ragnarok by Angry Joe.
2. The reviewer gave the game a 9 out of 10 with a badass seal of approval, the same score as the previous game in the series.
3. The reviewer praised the game for its combat, exploration, customization, puzzles, side quests, companions, and themes.
4. The reviewer criticized the game for its pacing, voice acting, character design, RPG mechanics, and story execution.
5. The reviewer played the game on a PS5 and noticed some slight improvements over the PS4 version, but not much use of the adaptive triggers.
6. The reviewer enjoyed playing as Atreus and his different abilities, but found some of his companion's attacks ineffective and hilarious.
7. The reviewer wished the game had more epic and varied boss battles, especially for the final showdown of Ragnarok.
8. The reviewer expressed his interest in seeing a third game in the series that would take more risks and introduce new mechanics.