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This is a transcript of a comedy sketch about a dysfunctional family in Brazil. The sketch revolves around the departure of one of the daughters, Brito, who is going to work in Portugal. The other family members are jealous, rude, or indifferent to her. They also have various problems, such as termites, poverty, infidelity, and lack of education. The sketch is full of jokes, insults, and misunderstandings. The tone is sarcastic and absurd.
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