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The text is a transcript of a video by a German YouTube personality who talks about various topics in his life, such as:
- His plans for Christmas and his live stream on December 24th
- His online shop and the feedback he gets from his customers
- His search for a new apartment and his frustration with his current internet provider
- His interest in getting a new car, an S 63 AMG coupé
- His visit to the hairdresser and the kebab shop
- His walk with his dogs and his friends
- His streaming experience and the problems he faces with his internet connection
The text is informal, conversational and sometimes humorous. It also contains some references to other YouTube personalities, such as Dehner and Kati. The text ends with the speaker expressing his anger at Vodafone and signing off.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video is likely uploaded on December 24th.
2. The speaker does not plan to do anything special for Christmas.
3. There is a live stream scheduled for December 24th in the evening.
4. An hour-long episode of Mario Kart is mentioned.
5. The speaker has not uploaded a video for about two weeks.
6. Christmas time is described as a stressful period for the speaker.
7. There is a mention of a special big event happening.
8. The speaker expresses gratitude to people who have supported his shop.
9. A new car must be chosen every six months as per HGV rule.
10. The speaker plans to get something to eat in Neuwiedenthal.
11. A new apartment is being considered by the speaker.
12. The current apartment is uncomfortable due to privacy issues and disturbances like doorbell ringing.
13. The speaker mentions receiving gifts and believes in karma or fate.
14. There have been internet connection issues with Vodafone for two years.
15. The speaker feels uncomfortable with Vodafone's service and wants to change it.
16. There is anticipation for viewing a new apartment at the end of the month.
17. The speaker expresses hope for getting the new apartment without third-party funding.
18. A sweater for an Eric is mentioned, along with family fun with training jackets.
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