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This is a transcript of an episode of Just a Dash, a cooking show hosted by Maddie Matheson. In this episode, he makes two kinds of pizza: a vegetable pizza with ricotta cheese and a pepperoni pizza. He also talks about pizzagate, a conspiracy theory that he jokes is related to his show. He makes jokes, swears a lot, and interacts with his crew. He also promotes a sponsor, Manscape.com, that sells products for shaving body hair. He shows off his pizza skills and challenges his viewers to make better pizza than him. He ends the episode with a threat to anyone who comments negatively on his mustache.
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1. A Korean nuclear fusion reactor achieved 100 million°C for 30 seconds.
2. The experiment is considered a move from physics to engineering in nuclear fusion.
3. The temperature achieved is nearly seven times hotter than the core of the Sun.
4. The core of the Sun has a temperature close to 15.7 million Kelvin.
5. Pizzagate is a debunked conspiracy theory from the 2016 U.S. presidential election cycle.
6. Pizzagate involved the personal email account of John Podesta, Hillary Clinton's campaign manager.
7. The Washington DC police extensively discredited Pizzagate in March 2016.
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