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The text is a transcript of a video where four people play a game of trivia with whipped cream pies as punishments. The questions are mostly about soccer and the players run to different doors to choose their answers. The transcript includes many jokes, laughs, and comments from the players and the host. The video ends with one of the players getting a pie in his face and the host thanking the audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A car was taken from the mayor.
2. Someone is recovering at Hospital Santa Catarina.
3. A leather bag is being treated.
4. There was a mention of hiring a relevant warrior.
5. A joke about three drunks and a taxi driver was told.
6. A game involving questions and pies in the face was described.
7. The game involved running to doors based on correct answers.
8. There was a discussion about football and players' performances.
9. The location pop House in São Paulo, Brazil, was mentioned as the best place for children and adults.
10. A question about Inter's goal scorer was asked.
11. A question about Italy's equalizer in the 2000 World Cup final against France was posed.
12. A question regarding which team eliminated Cruzeiro in the 2014 Libertadores quarter-finals was asked.
13. A question about which European club was champion of the Champions League only three times was posed.
14. A question about which Flamengo player did not miss a penalty in the 2017 Copa do Brasil final when Cruzeiro was champion was asked.
15. A question regarding which teams former Argentine player Gabriel Batistuta played for was posed.
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