A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a Minecraft player who joins a server of the gods, where he has to prove himself as a god by completing four tests. He has to bring a sheep and an onion, defeat Mars, escape from a minotaur, and forge a hammer. He interacts with various gods and angels, who are skeptical or hostile towards him. He manages to pass all the tests and becomes a god, but accidentally destroys the temple of Zeus and gets banned from the server. He hopes to return and asks the audience to like and subscribe.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The speaker's name is fixa and he is playing on a Minecraft server called fixmine.ru.
- The server is themed around Greek gods and the speaker has to pass four tests to become one of them.
- The four tests are: bringing a sheep and an onion to Athena, racing with Hermes, fighting with Mars, and finding the Minotaur in a labyrinth.
- The speaker collects four artifacts after passing each test: the dust of the universe, the celestial metal, the hammer of fixa, and the lightning of Zeus.
- The speaker accidentally destroys the server with Zeus's lightning and gets banned.