A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who has captured and tamed many demo dogs, which are creatures from the show Stranger Things. He invites his friends to join him in hunting and killing demogorgons, which are the evolved form of demo dogs. He names his demo dogs after various words related to squirt, such as squirt, super squirt, mini squirt, etc. His friends name their demo dogs little dirt, and they decide to leave him and start their own island. The speaker plans to train his army of demo dogs against Minecraft bosses in the next episode. He also asks his viewers to suggest more names for his demo dogs and to check out his merch.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The speaker has an army of demo dogs that he got from a demogorgon trap.
2. The speaker's friends lost their demo dogs and he offered them some of his.
3. The speaker and his friends used boats to trap and kill demogorgons and get more slugs.
4. The speaker's friends decided to start their own demo island and declared war on him.
5. The speaker planned to train his demo dogs against Minecraft bosses in the next episode.