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A group of ghosts who live in an old theater are welcoming a new member, Linh, who died in a car accident. The leader of the ghosts, Xicula, explains the rules of the demon world and the mission to scare humans. He also introduces some of the other ghosts, such as the coat hanger ghost, the red and black ghost, and the Valak ghost. He tells Linh that she has to complete her mission within 49 days or she will disappear forever. He also mentions that there is a door that will open in three days when the full moon comes. He ends his speech by saying that everything he said is just a theory and that Linh has to practice on her own. The text is full of jokes, sarcasm, and references to popular culture.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is trying to catch a Pikachu.
2. A character is referred to as the "Coat Hanger Ghost."
3. Someone died after being hit by a car, but their insurance didn't come, and they were told to keep the scene intact.
4. A character becomes immortal after joining the demon world.
5. The demon world is led by a boss who is also a ghost.
6. To become immortal, one must complete a mission to scare people and make them fear the demon world.
7. The mission must be completed within 49 days, or the person will disappear like a puff of smoke.
8. The boss provides guidance on how to scare people, including the importance of surprise, spatial factors, and being earthly.
9. The boss also emphasizes the importance of not wearing makeup and having a bare face.
10. A character named Linh joins the demon world and is given a mission to scare people.
11. The demon world has a festival called the "MA Festival."
12. The boss mentions that the door will open in 3 days until the full moon, but it's unclear what this means.
13. The mission to scare people is referred to as a "theory," and the boss leaves it up to the individual to figure out how to practice and succeed.