The summary of the provided text is as follows:
The author participated in a Super Smash Bros tournament with a partner named Jaden. They were among the top players but had a unique challenge where they had to play against other top players paired with content creators. The format involved a VIP system where the match ended when the VIP lost their stocks. Despite some initial struggles, they managed to win a few matches, confusing their opponents with their same-name gimmick. However, they eventually faced a three-way tie for second place, which led to a chaotic free-for-all match. In the end, the Smash content creators won the tournament, and the author humorously lamented their status as the worst top player in Smash history.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
**Facts from the first part:**
1. The author entered a Smash tournament with Jaden, who doesn't play Smash much.
2. In this tournament, seven top players were paired with random content creators.
3. The match ends when the VIP loses their stocks.
4. The author is considered a top player.
5. They faced top players Wadi and Captain Kid as their first opponents.
6. The author's team won against Wadi and Captain Kid.
7. Their next match was against Boyd and Aru.
8. They won against Boyd and Aru.
9. They played on fun stages negotiated with other teams.
10. They faced Young Link and Sonic in a tournament legal stage.
11. The author's partner Jaden won a coin flip.
12. The author and Jaden won their match against Yani and Trihex.
**Facts from the second part:**
13. The author decided to team up with Ross against Yani and Trihex in the finals.
14. The finals were a three-person free-for-all.
15. Jaden, Ross, and the author struggled in the finals.
16. They lost in the finals.
17. The author complained about the tournament on Twitter.
These are the key facts without including opinions from the text.