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The text is a transcript of a video where the hosts talk about the Brazilian soccer player Felipe Coutinho, who played for Vasco, Barcelona and Bayern Munich. They show clips of his skills, goals and celebrations, and comment on his career, personal life and achievements. They also make jokes about other players, coaches and teams, and share some anecdotes from their own experiences. The text is informal, humorous and full of slang and references to Brazilian culture.
1. Felipe Coutinho played for Vasco, Barcelona, and Bayern Munich.
2. Vasco won the first game 3-1, but not professionally.
3. Bobby Firmino got married in Maceió.
4. Lucas Leiva played for Lazio.
5. São Paulo's last title was won in 2012.
6. Coutinho left Liverpool and the fans were upset with him.
7. Coutinho joined Bayern Munich.
8. Cristiano Ronaldo is known for his training and hard work.
9. Felipe Coutinho's parents called him "Felipão" when he was a child.
10. Coutinho's first press conference was notable.
11. Alê Oliveira is a coach who worked with Coutinho.
12. Coutinho is considered a high-level player.
13. He is known for his skills, including receiving the ball, dominating it, and making quick moves.
14. Coutinho played for Liverpool and was given the number 10 jersey.
15. He sometimes wore the captain's armband for Liverpool.