A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker and his friends visit a haunted mansion and try to find ghosts using various devices. The speaker also sets up some pranks to scare his friends, but they are not very effective. At the end, the speaker is told that he needs to close a portal to avoid being haunted himself. He asks the viewers to subscribe and ends the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker and his friends explore a haunted mansion in the UK.
2. The speaker hired a producer named Tim to set up some scares and a fake seance to prank his friends.
3. The speaker used various devices such as EMF reader, spirit box, motion detector and bells to try to communicate with the ghosts.
4. The speaker claimed that some of the events were not rigged and were genuinely paranormal, such as the EMF reader going off, the spirit box saying words, and a bell ringing by itself.
5. The speaker forgot to mention the ghost dog, which was supposed to be the final reveal of his prank, and instead confused his friends with a random dog appearance.
6. The speaker was freaked out when the seance lady told him that he had opened a portal and needed to close it to avoid being haunted.