The summary of the text is:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker showcases 10 websites that will waste the user's life.
- The speaker visits each website and comments on its features, purpose, and content.
- The websites range from random, bizarre, funny, to educational and informative.
- The speaker also uses a special button that transports him to different locations in real life, but it malfunctions and leaves him stuck in a closet.
- The speaker ends the video by asking the user to like, subscribe, and click the bell icon to get notified of future videos.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker reviews 10 websites that will waste your life.
2. The first website is called showerthoughts and it displays random thoughts that are usually stolen from Reddit.
3. The second website is called haneke.net and it shows a complex animation of balls falling through a series of obstacles.
4. The third website is called staggering beauty and it features a worm-like creature that flashes colors when shaken vigorously.
5. The fourth website is called ilooklikebarackobama.com and it is a parody site where a man who looks nothing like Barack Obama claims to be mistaken for him.
6. The fifth website is called slim macro and it is a tribute site to a musician named Slim who is in rehab.
7. The sixth website is called the quiet place project and it is a site that encourages the user to disconnect from social media and relax for a few minutes.
8. The seventh website is called map crunch and it takes the user to a random street view location anywhere in the world.
9. The eighth website is called essay typer and it generates an essay on any topic by copying from Wikipedia.
10. The ninth website is called pointer pointer and it finds a picture of someone pointing at the user's cursor location.
11. The tenth website is called the useless web and it takes the user to another random useless website.