The summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video game commentary where the player can switch between being a security guard or an animatronic at a pizzeria. The player tries to survive the night as a guard or attack the guard as an animatronic. The player gives hints about which animatronic they are and comments on the energy level, the door status, and the movements of the other characters. The player also makes jokes and references to other things. The text is informal, fast-paced, and full of slang and errors.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary about a game called Five Nights at Freddy's, where the player has to survive attacks from animatronics in a pizzeria.
2. The commentator switches between playing as a security guard and as an animatronic, and gives hints about his identity to the other player, David.
3. The security guard has to conserve energy by opening and closing doors and checking cameras, while the animatronics have to sneak up on him and attack him.
4. The commentator mentions several animatronics by name, such as Fred, Boni, Fox, Attica, and Ethics.
5. The commentator claims to have white in his eye and four fingers on each hand, which are clues to his animatronic identity.
6. The commentator also makes references to other topics, such as the matrix, Haiti, WTO, and football.