A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is Nick, a mukbang YouTuber who loves cheese and butter. He shows how to make spicy cheesy noodles and rice cakes for his breakfast. He accidentally splashes spicy sauce into his eye and suffers a lot of pain. He manages to finish his meal and plans to surprise his partner Orlin with the leftovers. He thanks his viewers for watching and asks them to follow him on social media.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is doing a noodle mukbang, a type of video where they eat while interacting with their audience.
2. They are making spicy cheesy noodles and spicy cheesy rice cakes.
3. The speaker had one banana before starting to cook.
4. They mention that eating a lot of sodium requires balancing it with more potassium.
5. The speaker uses Sámi Dong hot chicken flavor ramen and cheese.
6. They also use gochujang, a Korean red pepper paste, and saffron.
7. The speaker adds a whole stick of butter to the dish.
8. They have two packs of rice cakes, each with 500 calories.
9. The speaker mentions that metal gets very hot and can burn.
10. They have a phobia of breaking ramen noodles and prefer them to be long and slurry.
11. The speaker accidentally gets hot sauce in their eye.
12. They mention that water takes a long time to cool down, which is why beach water is often cold even in warm weather.
13. The speaker plans to save the leftover broth and noodles for later.
14. They mention that their friend Orlan likes the rice cakes and noodles.
15. The speaker is going to make more noodles for Orlan and surprise him when he gets back.