A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who makes a video of himself cooking and eating spicy cheesy noodles and rice cakes for breakfast. He shows the ingredients and the steps of making the dishes, and talks about his love for butter, his childhood nickname, and his friend's project. He accidentally splashes spicy sauce into his eye and suffers a lot of pain. He resumes eating and enjoys the food, but struggles with the slippery rice cakes. He plans to save some broth and rice cakes for his partner, and microwave them when he comes back. He thanks his viewers for watching and asks them to follow him on social media.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker is making and eating spicy cheesy noodles and rice cakes.
2. The speaker loves butter and cheese and adds them to the dishes.
3. The speaker accidentally splashes spicy sauce into his eye and has to stop cooking for a while.
4. The speaker plans to save some of the broth and rice cakes for his partner Orlan.
5. The speaker sings Hakuna Matata and says it's a problem-free philosophy.