A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is taking a test from the internet to see how many crazy habits they have. They read and answer 30 questions about things like talking to themselves, checking the fridge, sliding on the floor, and imagining disasters. They score 10 points and claim they are not crazy, but sometimes a bit quirky. They ask the audience to share their results in the comments.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker is answering a test from the bank about his crazy habits.
2. The speaker has ADHD and he talks to himself to focus his attention.
3. The speaker lived in Minas Gerais for six years and he picked up the accent from there.
4. The speaker's wife is paranoid about earthquakes and they have an earthquake kit in their apartment.
5. The speaker does not have many crazy habits according to the test, but he sometimes imagines filling the face of his interlocutor.