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The text is a transcript of a video that summarizes the plot of The House of the Dead video game series. The narrator uses a humorous and informal tone to describe the main characters, villains, and events of each game. He also makes jokes, comments, and references to other media. The video covers five main games and briefly mentions some spin-offs and movies. The narrator ends the video by promoting his social media accounts and his podcast.
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- The text is a summary of the video game series The House of the Dead, which is about shooting zombies and monsters.
- The main villains of the series are Dr. Curien, Goldman, Thorn and their creations, such as the Magician, the Emperor and the Moon.
- The main heroes of the series are agents of the AMS, an anti-terrorist organization, such as Thomas Rogan, G, James Taylor, Kate Green and Ryan Taylor.
- The games are set in different locations, such as a mansion, a city, a laboratory and a coliseum.
- The games have multiple endings and post-credits scenes that reveal more about the plot and the characters.