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The text is a transcript of a video that summarizes the plot of The House of the Dead video game series in a humorous and informal way. The narrator explains the main events and characters of each game, as well as some spin-offs and movies. He also makes jokes and comments about the gameplay, the villains, and the logic of the story. He ends the video by promoting his social media accounts and his podcast.
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- The text is a summary of the video game series The House of the Dead, which is about shooting zombies and monsters.
- The main villains of the series are Dr. Curien, Goldman, Thorn, and their creations, such as the Magician, the Emperor, and the Moon.
- The main heroes of the series are agents of the AMS, an anti-terrorist organization, such as Thomas Rogan, G, James Taylor, Kate Green, and Ryan Taylor.
- The games are divided into five main chapters and some spin-offs, with different settings, weapons, and enemies.
- The text also includes some jokes, opinions, and commentary from the narrator.