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The text is a transcript of a video blog by Travis, who is the leader of a group of kids called the Bad Kids. He picks up the kids from school and surprises them with fake iPhones as a prank. He also introduces a new kid to the group and takes them to his house where they have fun on a trampoline. He makes jokes and roasts some of the kids along the way. The video is meant to be entertaining and humorous for his fans.
1. The speaker is expecting his audience to tune in to today's vlog and is excited about the upcoming activities. He mentions picking up the kids and promises a special treat.
2. The speaker refers to a basketball game and expresses his excitement about it. He also talks about a previous game where he missed out on making a basket.
3. The speaker introduces an Instagram account named "baggy emerge" and its owner, Travis. He also mentions his uncle, NF, and an Instagram account named "father Travis bad ass".
4. The speaker talks about a business deal and a new Instagram account. He also mentions a name, "Pookie", which he suggests his audience check out.
5. The speaker talks about a prank involving fake iPhones and directs his audience to a website, "www.phonecopy.com", for more information.
6. The speaker talks about having puppies and asks his audience to suggest names for them. He also talks about his son and a tattoo he is planning.
7. The speaker talks about a roasting competition and encourages his audience to participate. He also talks about a domain named "Oh God" and encourages his audience to visit it.
8. The speaker talks about a schoolboy named Mario who is getting physicals. He also talks about a Christmas game and a Christmas ad.
9. The speaker talks about a surprise he has for his kids and a new phone he has bought for them. He also talks about a toy named "Rhino" and a new kid named "Jay".
10. The speaker talks about a Christmas gift and a kid named "Tre". He also talks about a kid named "Shawn" and a Christmas party.
11. The speaker talks about a new kid named "Jacquard" and a kid named "Mook". He also talks about a kid named "King" and a kid named "Tyronn".
12. The speaker talks about a kid named "Jules" and a kid named "Camo". He also talks about a kid named "Young" and a kid named "Thug".