The summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video by CinemaSins, a YouTube channel that humorously points out flaws and mistakes in movies. The video is about the 2019 horror film Midsommar, directed by Ari Aster. The narrator sarcastically comments on various scenes from the movie, such as the disturbing rituals of a Swedish cult, the dysfunctional relationship of the main characters, and the bizarre sex scene near the end. The narrator also makes references to other movies, TV shows, and pop culture phenomena. The text ends with some outtakes of the narrator's voice.
1. The movie is presented in macrame, which is a form of needlework that produces decorative patterns and images.
2. The movie takes place in a depressing winter landscape, which is compared to a Bob Ross painting depicting only sadness.
3. The movie begins with a horrifying double murder-suicide, which is a significant plot point.
4. The movie contains a scene where the protagonist, Danny, chooses between two men, Christian and a random hipster, for a ritualistic sacrifice.
5. The movie also includes a scene where a character is found dead in a temple, and the scene is filmed in such a way that it resembles a murder scene.
6. The movie features a lottery system for selecting a sacrifice, which is a significant plot point.
7. The movie ends with Danny smiling, indicating a sense of satisfaction or relief.
8. The movie is set in a low-tech community that uses wheelbarrows for corpses and has a camera dolly track at its field.
9. The movie includes a scene where a character is poisoned and dies, which is a significant plot point.
10. The movie contains a scene where a character is tied up and unable to move or speak, which is a significant plot point.
11. The movie ends with a character declaring that killing her won't bring back her goddamn on it, indicating a sense of defiance or resilience.
12. The movie features a lottery system for selecting a sacrifice, which is a significant plot point.
13. The movie is set in a low-tech community that uses wheelbarrows for corpses and has a camera dolly track at its field.
14. The movie features a scene where a character is poisoned and dies, which is a significant plot point.
15. The movie ends with a character declaring that killing her won't bring back her goddamn on it, indicating a sense of defiance or resilience.
16. The movie features a scene where a character is tied up and unable to move or speak, which is a significant plot point.