The conversation is between two individuals, possibly brothers, discussing various topics including a cleaner's absence, a joke about a plate with batteries, a news item about a comet passing through the sky, and a new toad in their friends' lives. They mention a person named Picky who seems to be uploading risqué content on TikTok, leading to some tension and jealousy between them. They also discuss a planned meeting with Picky to confront him about his behavior. The conversation ends with a joke about shadows abandoning people at night and a warning to never trust even one's own shadow.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Francesca is the girl that the speaker likes, but she has been recording tiktoks with Picky, who is the speaker's best friend and neighbor.
2. The speaker confronts Picky about his betrayal and takes him to a pond where he leaves him without his cell phone.
3. The speaker rates the smells of the rooms of his housemates and finds that some of them smell bad.
4. The speaker has a fan named Pablo who wants to live with him and mentions him in all his instagram stories.
5. The speaker goes to the gym at night and dreams about Francesca, but he is ready to activate the ninja mode if she betrays him with Picky.