The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording, possibly from an online marketplace or a podcast. The speaker discusses various items for sale, their prices, and the quirks of the sellers. There is a lot of humor and sarcasm involved, often based on the absurdity of the listings or the prices asked.
The speaker mentions a dictionary, a Van Gogh painting, a bag, a phone, and a TV, among others. They express disbelief at the prices asked for some items and make comments about the sellers' tactics. For example, they mention a seller who is trying to sell a phone and an LG smart TV separately, even though the TV was in the picture used to advertise the phone.
The speaker also discusses the cost of gas, the price of a new washer and dryer, and the selling of a tanning bed. They express disbelief at the price of the tanning bed and the seller's explanation that it was being sold because the owner had cancer.
The speaker recounts a humorous interaction with a seller who wanted to see a washer and dryer working before buying. They mention a drone for sale, a free mini vibrating plunger, and underwear for sale. They also mention a seller who is selling a left hand for $30.
Finally, the speaker discusses the sale of a couch for $25, a snowman that needs repair, a barbecue cooler combo for $800, a box for a MacBook Pro 15 inches for $20, and a damaged king-sized mattress that was in a flood. They also mention the sale of a box of clothes for $1.
1. The speaker is discussing a Van Gogh painting and mentioning it was sold for $20.
2. The speaker recalls buying paintings at a flea market for $5, not $20.
3. The speaker has a smartphone and mentions using it to take photos.
4. The speaker is selling an LG phone for $30, but it's not in the picture.
5. The speaker is selling edible panties and mentions a large size, but you can eat around the waistband.
6. The speaker is selling a TV that was never used and is still in the box.
7. The speaker is discussing the cost of gas, mentioning it's $2 per gallon.
8. The speaker is selling bottles of paint for $180 for both or $90 for each.
9. The speaker is discussing a conversation about a seller who offered $20 off a $380 price for two items.
10. The speaker is selling a golf putter for $25.
11. The speaker is discussing a conversation about a seller who offered $20 off a $380 price for two items.
12. The speaker is selling a three-seater contemporary sofa that's six months old.
13. The speaker is selling a drone for $250.
14. The speaker is discussing a conversation about a seller who offered $20 off a $380 price for two items.
15. The speaker is selling underwear and mentions a picky tushy.
16. The speaker is selling a doorknob collection for $550.
17. The speaker is selling a mix condition metal shed for $350.
18. The speaker is selling a 56-dollar water bottle.
19. The speaker is selling a half a bottle of diet coke for $1.
20. The speaker is selling a used plastic cup.
21. The speaker is selling a baby hedgehog.
22. The speaker is selling a left hand for $30.
23. The speaker is selling a casket for $200.
24. The speaker is selling a gently used couch.
25. The speaker is selling a snowman that needs repair for $25.
26. The speaker is selling a bad cat skull encrusted with turquoise for $800 or best offer.
27. The speaker is selling a barbecue cooler combo for $800.
28. The speaker is selling a ten pound note for $30.
29. The speaker is selling a box for a 15-inch MacBook Pro for $20.
30. The speaker is selling a motor for free, but you need to pick it up.
31. The speaker is selling a damaged king-sized mattress that was in a flood for $1.
32. The speaker is selling boxes of clothes for $1.
33. The speaker is selling a mystery box for $1.