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The text is a transcript of a YouTube video where three friends, Squeezie, Terracid and Le Rire Jaune, play a game called "Which of us two?" where they ask each other questions about themselves and their preferences. The questions range from silly to personal to provocative, and the answers are often humorous or sarcastic. The video is full of jokes, references, insults and laughter. The video ends with Squeezie thanking Terracid and Le Rire Jaune for participating and promoting their channels.
1. The video starts with a greeting to the audience.
2. The speaker mentions a new video and a new concept for the channel.
3. The speaker discusses a course on Gmail and a product called "terrace ide".
4. The speaker talks about a comparison between "terrace" and "slipper".
5. The speaker mentions a meeting with "Louis de funès" at "avex tablecloth".
6. The speaker talks about a video with "trucks" on his chain.
7. The speaker introduces a fairly new concept for the video.
8. The speaker discusses a comparison between parachute jump and eating in the most expensive restaurant in Paris.
9. The speaker talks about a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options.
10. The speaker discusses a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating in the most expensive restaurant in Paris.
11. The speaker talks about a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa.
12. The speaker discusses a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place.
13. The speaker talks about a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place, and catching his breath in 30 minutes.
14. The speaker discusses a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place, and catching his breath in 30 minutes, and a question about which one of the two is the biggest in terms of subscribers.
15. The speaker talks about a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place, and catching his breath in 30 minutes, and a question about which one of the two is the biggest in terms of subscribers, and a question about which one of the two is physically stronger.
16. The speaker discusses a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place, and catching his breath in 30 minutes, and a question about which one of the two is the biggest in terms of subscribers, and a question about which one of the two is physically stronger, and a question about which one of the two is funnier.
17. The speaker talks about a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place, and catching his breath in 30 minutes, and a question about which one of the two is the biggest in terms of subscribers, and a question about which one of the two is physically stronger, and a question about which one of the two is funnier, and a question about which one of the two is more likely to use friends for fun to help out.
18. The speaker discusses a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place, and catching his breath in 30 minutes, and a question about which one of the two is the biggest in terms of subscribers, and a question about which one of the two is physically stronger, and a question about which one of the two is funnier, and a question about which one of the two is more likely to use friends for fun to help out, and a question about which one of the two has the most beautiful buttocks.
19. The speaker talks about a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place, and catching his breath in 30 minutes, and a question about which one of the two is the biggest in terms of subscribers, and a question about which one of the two is physically stronger, and a question about which one of the two is funnier, and a question about which one of the two is more likely to use friends for fun to help out, and a question about which one of the two has the most beautiful buttocks, and a question about which one of the two has the most cholesterol.
20. The speaker discusses a concept where the viewer has to choose between two options, including eating at a villa or a hot place, and catching his breath in 30 minutes, and a question about which one of the two is the biggest in terms of subscribers, and a question about which one of the two is physically stronger, and a question about which one of the two is funnier, and a question about which one of the two is more likely to use friends for fun to