The speaker discusses their experience with various movies from 2019, expressing their disappointment and frustration with the quality of many of them. They highlight a few specific movies that they found particularly bad, including a Corgi-themed film, a movie based on the "Secret Life of Pets" franchise, a Disney remake, a documentary-style adaptation of "The Lion King", and a movie featuring aliens. The speaker criticizes these films for their lack of originality, poor storytelling, and uninteresting characters. They also express their disdain for the film industry's tendency to chase trends and make films that are more about marketing and money-making potential than telling a compelling story. The speaker concludes by expressing their desire for better storytelling in movies and their frustration with the current state of the film industry.
1. The speaker has seen a lot of movies in 2019, some of which they found to be "awful garbage".
2. The speaker is addicted to watching movies, even those they know will be bad.
3. The speaker has a Letterboxed account where they regularly update a ranked list of everything they saw in 2019.
4. The speaker is particularly critical of a movie about a Corgi, stating that it is "unfathomably boring".
5. The speaker criticizes the movie for its "stock footage" and "3D printed" actors.
6. The speaker is annoyed by the movie's "boring" energy and its "manic" animators.
7. The speaker criticizes the movie's "product placement" aspect, stating that it reminded them of "shorts you can find on Netflix".
8. The speaker criticizes the movie's "reactionary fad chasing" and its "extremely hollow and dull" nature.
9. The speaker criticizes the movie's "boring" CG visuals and its "clinical" construction.
10. The speaker criticizes the movie's "pointless exposition" and "random filler".
11. The speaker criticizes the movie's "lazy humor" and "fever dream" structure.
12. The speaker criticizes the movie's "spineless and numbskulls" attempt at banking on a recognizable property.
13. The speaker criticizes the movie's "synthetic and manufactured" nature.
14. The speaker criticizes the movie's "predictable story beat" and "lack of original cast".
15. The speaker criticizes the movie's "absence of the worms", which are integral to the law.
16. The speaker criticizes the movie's "director", stating that he probably is an undercover alien.
17. The speaker criticizes the movie's "boring" main characters, stating that they have no personality or conflict.
18. The speaker criticizes the movie's "lack of worms", stating that they are integral to the law.
19. The speaker criticizes the movie's "director", stating that he probably is an undercover alien.
20. The speaker criticizes the movie's "boring" main characters, stating that they have no personality or conflict.