The speaker, presumably a sibling, narrates a humorous and exaggerated tale of their younger brother Joshua being "jailed" in a Lego prison for 24 hours. The speaker, with their parents' consent, traps Joshua in the Lego prison to teach him a lesson about stealing. However, someone in the office conspires with Joshua, helping him to escape before the 24-hour period is up.
The speaker plans to provide Joshua with a variety of items, such as sprites (referred to as Diet Sprite), toiletries, and a blanket to match his Lego jumpsuit. They also ensure Joshua has a dog for company and provide him with food, but not human food, which they believe would fill him up too quickly.
Despite Joshua's protests and attempts to escape, the speaker remains vigilant and ensures Joshua is kept in line. Their brother eventually succumbs to the lack of food and water and becomes compliant. The speaker then gives Joshua a cruiser blanket and a book as a reward for his good behavior.
In the end, the speaker expresses relief at Joshua's compliance and the successful completion of their "mission". They also express their satisfaction with their job as a security guard, finding it easier than dealing with corporate junk.
1. The speaker caught their little brother, Joshua, stealing a fire merch from their office.
2. The speaker decided to trap Joshua in a Lego prison for 24 hours.
3. The speaker obtained their parents' consent beforehand.
4. However, someone in the office was assisting Joshua to escape before the 24 hours were up.
5. Joshua was subjected to a Class A misdemeanor.
6. The speaker was framed by a prisoner.
7. Joshua was given Diet Sprite instead of Sprite.
8. The speaker had to ensure Joshua had a restroom in the Lego prison.
9. The speaker had to make sure Joshua had a bathroom, as the cost of a real toilet was high.
10. The speaker ensured Joshua had the best dog, but he was still going to go hungry.
11. Joshua did not request a blanket, so the speaker got him a matching orange jumpsuit.
12. Joshua was allowed to go 24 hours without using the bathroom, which was a challenge.
13. The speaker had to ensure Joshua had a toothbrush, toothpaste, and deodorant.
14. Joshua was given a deal, no food or water, in exchange for a pizza.
15. The speaker had a bad feeling about Joshua escaping, but was unable to articulate why.
16. The speaker was worried about Joshua's whereabouts and the safety of the ward.
17. The speaker was accused of betraying the force and was denied access to police property.
18. The speaker was given a cruiser blanket costing $35.
19. The speaker was given some of the dog's food and two sodas for Joshua.
20. Joshua was given two packs of toilet paper.
21. The speaker was praised for their good behavior by Joshua.