The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a stream of thoughts from an individual, possibly a comedian or a social media influencer, judging by the humoristic tone and the personal anecdotes shared. The conversation touches on a variety of topics, including music, UK vs US music scenes, personal experiences, and jokes. It also includes references to popular culture and other people, suggesting that the speaker is part of a social group or a public figure. The transcript is filled with humoristic language and colloquial expressions, and it seems to be a part of a larger discussion or performance.
1. The conversation starts with the speaker saying "it's been a while it's been a while" at 00:00:01.20.
2. The speaker mentions "your boy has done the try not to love" at 00:00:03.04.
3. The speaker asks the listener to "mo is hit me up with the new batch uh" at 00:00:07.20.
4. The speaker encourages the listener to "let's see how funny these are" at 00:00:09.68.
5. The speaker introduces a person named Ellie who is a virgin at 00:00:15.52.
6. The speaker mentions "hi my name is nick and i have a butt" at 00:00:23.20.
7. The speaker introduces another person named Bruce who has an ass fetish at 00:00:30.40.
8. The speaker introduces a blind person named Simon at 00:00:39.44.
9. The speaker mentions "uk music has improved tremendously over the years" at 00:01:58.24.
10. The speaker mentions "we got 66.65 million people as of 2019" at 00:02:10.96.
11. The speaker talks about London rush hour at 00:03:30.40.
12. The speaker mentions "i gave her 1 300 pounds" at 00:04:21.84.
13. The speaker gets pulled over by the police for speeding at 00:04:53.84.
14. The speaker talks about a product for reducing bags under the eyes at 00:05:57.78.
15. The speaker introduces a maths word definition for 3.142 at 00:07:28.16.
16. The speaker asks "what's triple seven then" at 00:07:45.28.
17. The speaker talks about a girl sleeping with a hundred men at 00:09:10.24.
18. The speaker mentions a video with the tag 1748 at 00:09:48.84.
19. The speaker talks about a minute silence for a fallen soldier at 00:10:01.04.
20. The speaker mentions a scene where a man is covered in mustard at 00:10:22.40.
21. The speaker encourages "like a fat man with a painting feeling so high like a black young man" at 00:11:04.08.
22. The speaker introduces himself as "godzilla cause i got a big part went through walk got a purple heart" at 00:11:07.68.