The text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording, possibly a live event or a podcast. It seems to be a play-by-play commentary of a PGA (Plastic Golf Association) tournament. The participants are having fun, making jokes, and competing in a friendly manner.
The rules of the game are simple: after three holes, the player with the lowest score wins. If a player achieves a hole-in-one, they win a BMW. The game is described as a mix of real golf and a game called "fate go Pato go". The participants are encouraged to take a wide stance and to use their best swing.
The participants are identified as Tirra, a commentator, and several others who are playing the game. The commentator provides updates on the scores, the challenges of the game, and the reactions of the players. There are also references to a green plaid jacket ceremony, which is a common trophy in golf tournaments.
The commentator encourages the players to take care of their equipment, specifically their clubs and their grooves. The players are also advised to be careful with their distance control and to make up rules as they go.
The game continues with the players taking turns to play. The commentator provides updates on the scores and the challenges faced by the players. The game ends with a playoff, where one player wins the BMW. The commentator congratulates the winner and thanks the audience for watching.
The text also includes references to other content, such as a video on Golf Digest and a free iPhone game. The commentator encourages the audience to check out these resources for more content.
1. The text is a transcript of a PGA (Professional Golf Association) tournament.
2. The tournament is referred to as "PGA of course", standing for "Plastic Golf Association".
3. The rules of the tournament are simple: after three holes of golf, the player with the lowest score wins.
4. A hole-in-one wins a BMW.
5. The first hole is described as a "pot three over water into a nice little island green".
6. The player is playing from the blue tees and has a fall holder on his golf bag.
7. The player is advised to use a wide stance for the swing.
8. The player is feeling good and confident about his swing.
9. The player is not allowed to drop the ball, only the Golf Association can do that.
10. The player is unsure of his score and can only count to ten.
11. After the backyard, the player is sitting at +1 Coria, +2 Cody, and coves tied at +4 gear plus 9 hole.
12. The second hole is described as a "tricky par 4 from an elevated tee box down to a green surrounded by sand traps".
13. The player is ready to win a real prize like a car.
14. The player is looking forward to getting a hole-in-one, which is referred to as the "BMW".
15. The player is in the lead to over, followed by Kobe, five over, Kody eight over, Garrett twelve over, and others.
16. The final hole is a par-5 with a plastic tree line fairway that should favor the long ball.
17. The player is in first place and is aware of the importance of maintaining the grooves on his wedges.
18. The player is in a position to succeed and is ready to make up for three strokes on time.
19. The player is pleasantly surprised that he has a chance in golf right now.
20. The player is ready to celebrate and is looking forward to the green plaid jacket ceremony.
21. The player is congratulated and thanks his friends at BMW.
22. The player is looking forward to winning the BMW next year.
23. The player is encouraged to check out more content on Golf Digest and play the iPhone game.