The video is a comedic monologue by a man named German who is discussing his potential as a father. He starts by stating that he is German and bets that the viewer does not know when their great-grandfather was born. He then shares a personal anecdote about having an epiphany while walking outside, which led him to realize that there are two types of Chinese people: those who speak like him and those who speak differently.
German then shares a conversation he had with a friend about a mutual acquaintance who was pregnant. This conversation led him to start thinking about what it would be like to have a child of his own. He expresses concerns about his lack of patience, his tendency to be out of place during birthdays, his dislike for being woken up, and his forgetfulness. He also discusses how he would react differently to his child depending on whether it was a son or a daughter.
Towards the end of the monologue, German shares that he doesn't know his grandfather's name and that his grandfather's name is Diego. He also encourages viewers to like, subscribe, and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. The video ends with him saying "A psychological hug and see you next Friday."
1. The speaker is a German man.
2. The speaker is contemplating having a child.
3. The speaker is worried about being a good parent due to his lack of patience and his tendency to be out of place in social situations.
4. The speaker is unsure about his ability to care for a baby, especially if he has to change diapers.
5. The speaker loves sleeping and is concerned that having a baby will disrupt his sleeping habits.
6. The speaker is forgetful and worries about his ability to remember important details as a parent.
7. The speaker is considering the differences between having a son or a daughter and how he would react to certain situations with each.
8. The speaker's grandfather's name is Diego.
9. The speaker is asking for likes and dislikes on his video and encouraging viewers to subscribe to his channel and follow him on social media.