This transcript appears to be a humorous exploration of various listings found on Wallapop, a Spanish online marketplace. The speaker goes through a series of listings, each more absurd than the last, and comments on the unlikelihood of the items being for sale or the requests being made.
For example, they laugh at the listing of "brand new size 44/45 sneakers" that have not been released and have only been worn once by the seller. They also chuckle at the story of a Euro coin that was touched by Messi and is now for sale.
The speaker is particularly amused by listings that appear to be written in jest, such as "You look pretty to have a disco at home" and "Old TV. It's my kind, it's not mine, but I'll take it and give it to you very cheap." They express disbelief and amusement at the bizarre nature of these listings.
The speaker also discusses the potential for conflict that can arise in the process of negotiating deals on Wallapop, jokingly suggesting that one day, people will need to rent apartments to avoid such confrontations.
1. The speaker is discussing a pair of size 44/45 sneakers that were bought online but have not been released. They are described as very comfortable despite not being released.
2. The speaker is also discussing a Euro coin that was touched by Messi, a famous footballer, a year ago. The coin was bought by the speaker when they visited Barcelona to see Barça.
3. The speaker found a listing for a disco setup at home, which they use for parties when their parents are not around. The speaker is selling the setup to earn FIFA points.
4. Another listing the speaker came across is for an old TV that the seller says is not theirs but they will sell it cheap. The seller suggests talking to them in advance to plan the robbery.
5. The speaker is also discussing a Simpsons calculator, with some confusion about whether it's Lisa or Maggie from the show.
6. The speaker found a listing for a mountain bike with very little use, in perfect condition, with a helmet, bag, and rear lights. The seller offers laser lights as a gift.
7. The speaker is also discussing a fan that greets, which the seller says works correctly but needs a seat fix.
8. The speaker found a listing for a sofa bed for two people, priced at €50. The seller describes the dimensions of the sofa bed.
9. The speaker is also discussing a situation where they got into a heated argument with a seller over a sofa bed listing on Wallapop.
10. The speaker concludes by expressing that they need to look at Wallapop's screenshots one day.