The transcript appears to be a segment from a talk show or a late-night comedy program. The host is celebrating 11 years of their show by sharing highlights from their past episodes. They mention a "selfishly" segment where they let a guest star be the main focus. The host also talks about hosting the 2015 MTV Movie Awards and expresses their preference for the funnier side of award shows.
In the conversation, the host and a guest, likely a celebrity, engage in light-hearted banter about the host's personal life and their experiences with different celebrities. The host mentions a time when they tried to see a celebrity's private parts, but were interrupted by the celebrity's bodyguard. The host also brings up a backup guest, Susan Sarandon, and jokes about how they managed to secure her presence on the show.
Throughout the conversation, the host shares humorous anecdotes about their experiences, including their time working at a bank and their views on the paparazzi. The host also shares a story about a paparazzi incident where they pretended to pick their nose to entertain the paparazzi.
The conversation is filled with humor, banter, and a sense of camaraderie between the host and the guest. The host's ability to share humorous and embarrassing personal stories contributes to the overall light and entertaining atmosphere of the segment.
1. The speaker is celebrating 11 years of shows on TBS. They are creating montages of their favorite show highlights and discussing their experiences with notable guests. [Source: Original Text]
2. The speaker did something better than a selfie for their 11th year anniversary, creating a montage with two celebrities. [Source: Original Text]
3. The speaker hosted the 2015 MTV Movie Awards the previous year and found it different from other award shows. They were asked to make it funny again. [Source: Original Text]
4. The speaker has a preference for the ocean over the water. They discussed their experience of moving a stool on stage, which caused the audience to laugh. [Source: Original Text]
5. The speaker was driving a Tesla, a popular electric car in Los Angeles, which was currently in the shop with a gas engine installed. [Source: Original Text]
6. The speaker was asked about their experience with Shaquille O'Neal, a basketball player and guest on their show. They mentioned a humorous incident involving a shower and a bodyguard. [Source: Original Text]
7. The speaker decided to bring a backup guest, Susan Sarandon, for their show. They mentioned their booker's involvement in bringing Sarandon to the show. [Source: Original Text]
8. The speaker discussed their dislike for banks and a personal experience working at a bank. [Source: Original Text]
9. The speaker was shown photos with their friend, Jason Bateman, and they discussed them. [Source: Original Text]