The text appears to be a transcript of a performance, likely a comedy or variety show, featuring a host on stage in a city likely identified as Bishkek. The host interacts with the audience, making jokes and comments about the city, politics, and current events. He also engages in a cooking segment, where he pretends to teach the audience how to cook a dish. The performance ends with the host receiving a monetary award from the audience.
1. The speaker is on stage in the city of Bishkek and is addressing the audience.
2. The speaker mentions a 'narc' and refers to someone as 'your person'.
3. The speaker discusses the election process in Kyrgyzstan, expressing dissatisfaction with it.
4. The speaker mentions a 'strange struggle' and suggests that one can pour the cube, sell it, and then 'pour the cube' again.
5. The speaker talks about the distance from Bishkek to Kiev, describing a complex journey involving multiple modes of transport and timeframes.
6. The speaker jokes about the mayor of a city and mentions a city called 'Tybalt’s league' with two people.
7. The speaker discusses a cooking show and jokes about surprising the audience with the kitchen and the president's shoes.
8. The speaker talks about a competition and mentions a 'small competition' to give to the audience.
9. The speaker mentions a magic performance and a speech prepared for the event.
10. The speaker discusses a dumpling recipe and jokes about the 'hand of the salary' and the 'level of dumpling'.
11. The speaker talks about a 'spectacle' and mentions a 'vacation explosion'.
12. The speaker mentions a '1st floor of the peoples of olives', a boy named Savich, and the lead singer of the group City 312 who caught a cold.
13. The speaker discusses a prize of 10,000 hryvnia and mentions that there are two more hours for the audience.
14. The speaker talks about a 'lighter miniature' and a man with several names.
15. The speaker discusses a prize of 50,000 hryvnia and mentions that the main prize is not to be won easily.
16. The speaker mentions a 'beaver', 'Ordusi', 'Alaska', and a 'boy with a crooked skull'.
17. The speaker discusses a 'herd of elephants' and a 'mixture fields'.
18. The speaker ends the event with a 'peace' and 'mixture fields' message.