The text appears to be a dialogue or monologue from a video, possibly a graduation speech or a senior class comedy skit. It's filled with references to pop culture, inside jokes, and humorous anecdotes.
The speaker starts by expressing surprise at their own words being included in a yearbook quote, and jokingly suggests that a dictionary would be a more fitting entry. They then share various anecdotes from their high school years, including their dislike for lunch and their desire to graduate. They also express regret for not appreciating nap time earlier and make a humorous comparison between their straight hair and their work ethic.
The speaker jokingly compares themselves to Beyonce in a school full of Michelles, and expresses frustration at being misunderstood. They share a quote from a song by Rihanna, suggesting that the more effort one puts in, the harder they are to kidnap.
The speaker also shares a quote about food, saying they don't need a piece of paper saying they've succeeded, they just need food. They express a desire to be seen for who they really are and not for what others expect them to be.
The speaker ends the monologue by expressing gratitude for the comments they've received and inviting others to share their own senior quotes. They promise to return in a few days and urge viewers to like the video and thumbs up.
1. Derek suggested getting a dictionary for someone.
2. The speaker mentioned looking for snacks in high school without realizing they were the snack.
3. Samantha mentioned the speaker did their waiting for 12 years in a scoop.
4. The speaker likes their coffee and doesn't like honey.
5. Aleksandra apologized for distracting from reading the quote with her shoulders.
6. Mike and upside down Mike were mentioned, possibly referring to a specific event or joke.
7. The speaker didn't understand why they were doing something, possibly referring to a group activity.
8. The speaker mentioned wanting their senior quote to be in the yearbook.
9. The speaker was disappointed by their senior prom.
10. Brittany asked who took off and what they said about a senior five episode.
11. The speaker used their textbooks as a plate for a waffle.
12. The speaker asked their professors for their textbooks and was surprised when they said yes.
13. The speaker was upset about something that happened two years ago and wished people would talk about it.
14. The speaker mentioned a quote from a girl above them saying they are an American, not in Americans.
15. The speaker said if you like water, you already like 72% of them.
16. The speaker said they fall in love when college students appreciate nap time.
17. Rihanna was mentioned in relation to staying safe.
18. Pete from Club Penguin was mentioned, possibly in relation to a joke or memory.
19. The speaker was quoted as saying they would need food if they needed a piece of paper to succeed.
20. The speaker mentioned being the Beyonce in a school full of Michelles.
21. The speaker mentioned working as hard as Mr. Michelle.
22. The speaker mentioned the last year being like pizza.