The text appears to be a transcript of a humorous and satirical monologue, where the speaker discusses various unlikely scenarios and conversations. The speaker suggests scenarios such as possible conversations between objects like a soldering iron and a tin can, video games, and even planets. They also discuss unlikely advertisements and products, like Doritos with a mouse inside or an Apple product made with Silvio Santos. The monologue ends with a humorous closing line.
1. The speaker is discussing a series of "unlikely scenes" and asks for suggestions from the audience.
2. The speaker reads suggestions written by the audience in a "little red box."
3. The speaker mentions "worst ways to call the waiter" and suggests using the phrase "I want a beer."
4. The speaker suggests possible conversations between Newton and the apple, and between a soldering iron and tin.
5. The speaker discusses a game where the character jumps low, referencing Nintendo.
6. The speaker introduces a new street fighter named "Marío" and mentions that Rio created it.
7. The speaker references a game where players "step on it" to lose value.
8. The speaker talks about "possible conversations between two thousand copies."
9. The speaker discusses a new fighter named "Marío H" and speculates on whether Apple would manufacture cars.
10. The speaker talks about a video game character's thoughts and mentions a "block" that never chooses a bag.
11. The speaker talks about "unseen scenes of a cow milking the came back."
12. The speaker discusses a game where players must "cuddle vj" and wait.
13. The speaker talks about "unlikely conversations between decorations and the Christmas tree."
14. The speaker suggests that if "Game of Thrones" were filmed in Brazil, it would be called "Winter is Coming More."
15. The speaker talks about "possible conversations between pluto and the other planets."
16. The speaker discusses "unlikely advertisements for doritos with a mouse inside."
17. The speaker mentions that there is an "apple product that the world hasn't known about."
18. The speaker talks about "possible conversations between continent and ocean."
19. The speaker discusses "possible conversations between punctuation marks."
20. The speaker ends the segment with a note of tension and a mention of Africa.