I (Legally) Committed Armed Robbery Against My Sister - Summary

Summary

The narrator, a sibling duo, goes on a whale watching trip off the coast of the UK. The trip is not for whale watching but a ruse to legally commit an armed robbery against their sister. The plan is to take her into international waters where the laws don't apply, allowing the narrator to legally rob her.

The narrator creates a fake whale watching company and convinces their sister to go on the trip. They hire actors to play the roles of guides and organizational representatives. The boat, however, is not registered anywhere, which the narrator hopes will provide a legal loophole for their plan.

As they sail further out to sea, the sister starts to get suspicious. She finds information about a previous incident where a crew from Ramsgate was involved in a similar scheme in Gibraltar. Despite this, she decides to continue with the trip.

Once they reach international waters, the narrator convinces their sister to get into a raft and listen for whale songs. At this point, the narrator reveals their plan to legally commit armed robbery. They demand the ring that was passed down by their grandmother to both of them and was taken by their sister. However, the sister refuses to give up the ring, leading to a confrontation.

Despite the elaborate plan, the narrator fails to execute the robbery. The video ends with the sister refusing to give up the ring, leaving the narrator's plan unsuccessful.

Facts

1. The speaker and their sister are floating on a boat 14 miles off the coast of the United Kingdom in international waters.
2. The sister initially believes they are there for whale watching.
3. The speaker reveals that they are not there for whale watching, but to commit an armed robbery against their sister.
4. The speaker claims that there are no whales in the area, which is why they are wearing a ring that was passed down by their grandmother to both of them.
5. The speaker believes that they can legally rob their sister in international waters, where the laws of the country owning the vessel do not apply.
6. The speaker plans to get their sister into international waters by convincing her that they've been asked to do some filming for a new whale watching company.
7. The speaker creates a company out of thin air to sell this idea to their sister.
8. The speaker uses Adobe Express to create the logo of the organization.
9. The speaker hires an actor to play the whale watching guide and convinces their sister that the boat is in international waters.
10. The speaker attempts to commit the armed robbery in an unregistered dinghy in international waters.