This video appears to be a humorous and rambling conversation among a group of friends. The speaker starts by discussing their first-ever spray tan, which they find too bronze. They then talk about going out for ice cream and a sterile breeze, a term they use to describe a type of ice cream. They mention a friend who made medium rare chicken strips, which were very good.
The conversation then shifts to a friend who posted a picture of Salmonella, a harmful bacterium, which causes food poisoning. The speaker expresses disgust and fear that their friend might have eaten it. They also talk about a police raid at their grandmother's house due to their grandfather's non-payment of child support, and how their grandmother handed over his ashes to the police.
The friends then discuss various random topics, such as the speaker's resemblance to actor Channing Tatum, the speaker's concern about their mother's handling of her ATM card, and a law that allegedly prevents girls with brown hair from wearing jeans. They also discuss the speaker's confusion about the timeline of the movie "Back to the Future," and the speaker's skepticism about a woman selling a used Microsoft Surface tablet.
The conversation concludes with the speaker expressing their discomfort and potential arthritis, and a final joke about a "chicken Caesar salad."
1. The speaker got a spray tan for the first time in their life.
2. They were informed that the tan would make them look dirty.
3. They planned to eat medium-rare chicken strips.
4. They were advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
5. The police showed up at the speaker's grandmother's house with a warrant for the speaker's grandfather's arrest for non-payment of child support.
6. The speaker's grandmother handed over her grandfather's ashes to the police.
7. The speaker's grandfather was dead.
8. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
9. The police showed up at the speaker's grandmother's house with a warrant for the speaker's grandfather's arrest for non-payment of child support.
10. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
11. The speaker's grandfather was dead.
12. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
13. The police showed up at the speaker's grandmother's house with a warrant for the speaker's grandfather's arrest for non-payment of child support.
14. The speaker's grandmother handed over her grandfather's ashes to the police.
15. The speaker's grandfather was dead.
16. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
17. The speaker was told to be careful when using Bobeck flavored water in their iron, as it would melt all the sugar and ruin the iron.
18. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
19. The speaker was told to be careful when using Bobeck flavored water in their iron, as it would melt all the sugar and ruin the iron.
20. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
21. The police showed up at the speaker's grandmother's house with a warrant for the speaker's grandfather's arrest for non-payment of child support.
22. The speaker's grandmother handed over her grandfather's ashes to the police.
23. The speaker's grandfather was dead.
24. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
25. The speaker was told to be careful when using Bobeck flavored water in their iron, as it would melt all the sugar and ruin the iron.
26. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
27. The police showed up at the speaker's grandmother's house with a warrant for the speaker's grandfather's arrest for non-payment of child support.
28. The speaker's grandmother handed over her grandfather's ashes to the police.
29. The speaker's grandfather was dead.
30. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
31. The speaker was told to be careful when using Bobeck flavored water in their iron, as it would melt all the sugar and ruin the iron.
32. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
33. The police showed up at the speaker's grandmother's house with a warrant for the speaker's grandfather's arrest for non-payment of child support.
34. The speaker's grandmother handed over her grandfather's ashes to the police.
35. The speaker's grandfather was dead.
36. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
37. The speaker was told to be careful when using Bobeck flavored water in their iron, as it would melt all the sugar and ruin the iron.
38. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Salmonella.
39. The police showed up at the speaker's grandmother's house with a warrant for the speaker's grandfather's arrest for non-payment of child support.
40. The speaker's grandmother handed over her grandfather's ashes to the police.
41. The speaker's grandfather was dead.
42. The speaker was advised not to eat a dish containing Sal