This is a transcript of a video where the creator conducts a polygraph test on their parents. The parents answer a series of personal questions, some serious and some light-hearted. The test reveals moments of truthfulness and a few surprises, including admissions of sneaking girls into the house and faking illness to skip school. Overall, the parents express their love and pride for their children, and the video ends on a light-hearted note.
1. The parents have been married for over 30 years.
2. The speaker is considering hiring the world's most famous polygraph examiner to determine if their parents lie to each other.
3. The test will assess microscopic changes to blood, sweat, and breathing during questioning.
4. The questions are intended to be "juicy".
5. The speaker is planning to ask their parents about their career aspirations and personal lives.
6. The parents have a son who is a YouTuber.
7. The parents have a daughter who is in college.
8. The parents have a grandchild.
9. The parents have been to a club before they got married.
10. The parents have been to a club while they were married.
11. The parents have never treated their son differently because of his YouTube success.
12. The parents have never used their son's name to get something for free.
13. The parents have never wished that their son's body part was bigger.
14. The parents have never cheated on each other.
15. The parents have never faked being sick in school to come home and play video games.
16. The parents have never thrown a party without them being home.
17. The parents have never stolen anything from their son.
18. The parents have never used money or fame to change their son's personality.
19. The parents have been raised by their son equally in different aspects of life.