Here is a concise summary of the transcript:
**Guest:** Dave Salmoni, zoologist and TV host
**Appearance:** On Jimmy Kimmel's show, promoting "Monster Week" on Animal Planet (starting May 17th)
**Segments:**
1. **Black Bear**: Dave handles a non-black colored black bear, discussing bear behavior, and what to do during encounters.
2. **Serval**: Dave introduces a serval, highlighting its predatory nature, unique features (e.g., large ears), and why it makes a poor pet.
3. **Eurasian Eagle Owl**: Dave showcases a young owl, noting its soft feathers, impressive growth potential, and powerful talons, emphasizing it's not a suitable pet.
**Light-hearted Moments:**
* Jimmy's fear of animals and humorous interactions with Dave
* Jokes about Dave's wife, baby, and animal handling habits
* Playful warnings about the owl's potential to carry off small objects (or people) when fully grown.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
**Guest and Event**
1. The guest is Dave Salmoni, a zoologist and TV host.
2. He is promoting "Monster Week" on Animal Planet, starting May 17th.
**Black Bear**
3. The black bear presented is not black in color.
4. At this age, bears typically start to learn to bite.
5. Black bears are known to encroach on human space, entering backyards, pools, and garbage.
6. If encountering a black bear, identifying the bear species is crucial (e.g., distinguishing from grizzly bears).
**Behavior with Predators**
7. If a grizzly bear attacks, the recommended response is to play dead.
8. Black bears, when attacking, are typically predatory and intend to eat.
**Serval**
9. A serval is presented, described as looking like a leopard and a dog's offspring.
10. Servals are not suitable as pets and grow up to be predators.
11. A one-year-old serval will grow bigger and thicker (approx. 60 pounds if male).
12. Servals can hunt with their ears and catch prey in tall grass.
13. They are fast and can catch birds out of the air.
**Eurasian Eagle Owl**
14. The Eurasian Eagle Owl is one of the largest owl species.
15. Full-grown females can take down small deer.
16. Even at 30 days old, the owl's talons are significantly large.
17. Adult Eurasian Eagle Owls can weigh around 50 pounds more than their initial weight.
18. They are skilled hunters, sitting atop trees, waiting for motion to attack smaller prey.
19. Skunks are a preferred food source for these owls, as they resemble rabbit-sized prey.
**Personal Updates (Dave Salmoni)**
20. Dave Salmoni is getting married.
21. Dave Salmoni is having a human baby (as confirmed by his wife).