The provided text appears to be a transcript of a comedic talk show or stand-up comedy performance. The speaker discusses various topics, including:
1. A film sequel and working with Ridley Scott and Harrison Ford.
2. Personal anecdotes, such as meeting Denzel Washington and having a crush on Nala from The Lion King.
3. Attempting stand-up comedy and sharing a joke about Kent.
4. Funny menu translations, including "sausage and the father-in-law" and "hand shredded ask me."
5. Collecting Lord of the Rings memorabilia, including the One Ring and Sting.
6. Visiting Hobbiton, a real-life tourist attraction built for the Lord of the Rings films, and plans to return there for Christmas.
Throughout the performance, the speaker engages with the audience, shares humorous stories, and pokes fun at various topics, including Eddie, who is not present.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The conversation is about a movie and its sequel.
2. The original movie was released in 1982.
3. The sequel was made 30 years after the original.
4. Ryan Gosling was not available for 30 years.
5. Ridley Scott was involved in the movie.
6. Harrison was involved in the movie but left.
7. The speaker met Denzel on Oprah.
8. The speaker had a crush on Maid Marian.
9. The speaker had a crush on Nala from The Lion King.
10. The speaker tried stand-up comedy at Pontins.
11. The speaker went to New Zealand to film The Hobbit.
12. The Hobbiton set was rebuilt with sustainable materials.
13. The Green Dragon is being turned into a real inn.
14. The speaker turned 19 while filming in Hobbiton.
15. The speaker has memorabilia from The Lord of the Rings, including the ring, Sting, and a map from Bilbo's study.