The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video featuring a racing game competition between two teams: the narrator and João versus Portuga and AFM. The narrator describes the game, the track, and the rules, which involve using cell phones to control the cars. The competition is fierce, with the narrator accusing the opposing team of hacking and cheating. In the end, the narrator's team wins, and the losing team is punished by having to clean the house and wear embarrassing outfits. The video ends with the losing team members, Portuga and João, being mocked and humiliated by the narrator.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is participating in a doubles contest with João against Portuga and AFM.
2. The contest involves a giant racing track that works with cell phones.
3. The narrator's car is chosen by his partner.
4. The narrator's car is a blue Portuguese car.
5. The narrator's car has an engine problem and doesn't work.
6. The narrator accuses AFM of hacking and stealing.
7. The narrator's car is broken during the contest.
8. The narrator's car is replaced by a new one, but it's still slow.
9. The narrator is losing the contest from the beginning.
10. The narrator's opponent, Portuga, is winning the contest.
11. The narrator accuses Portuga of cheating and hacking.
12. The narrator's car is unable to accelerate due to engine problems.
13. The narrator's partner, João, is also having trouble with his car.
14. The narrator decides to punish Portuga and João for losing the contest by making them clean the house.
15. The narrator takes photos of Portuga and João while they are cleaning the house.
16. The narrator posts the photos online to celebrate their punishment.